I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka
"Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant"
— THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ (via black-hell)
(Source: sarcasmfluently, via nobodyknowsimlesbian)
nothing is as disappointing as reheated fries
"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look"
step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products
when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer