corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

dreamyblu:

after u watch the anaconda video

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(via damn-funny)

s1uts:

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

I have never seen an more accurate depiction

s1uts:

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

I have never seen an more accurate depiction

(via damn-funny)

"w is not a vowel"

— every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

(via damn-funny)

girff:

girff:

talents: making myself seem cool over the internet

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(via asvprock)

greathaircut:

to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around

(via damn-funny)

(Source: katesmess, via lntemperance)

ven0moth:

*does 2 math problems* time for a well deserved 3 hour nap

(via lindsaylohoean)

kimpissible:

when your mom calls you down for dinner and you get there and its not readyimage

(via allteensrelate)